[westid] owner’s manual – quick ‘start guide
version 2.0.15 [stable release] firmware 6.1.4 [transport layer™ security]
welcome from everyone responsible for ending up with your brand new [westid]™, and – although immediate gratification is never given – this will take you through the don’t you fuckin startup procedure that will work the most out of everything until you decide to take things to a more detailed extent (which is painstakingly laid out in page 1 – 58 of this week’s version of the last email with as many paragraphs) although there is nothing written in there that will make any difference – you can have the version of what’s going on before the no longer inadmissible and redacted one that no one will be able to get [until at least / in any other way than / from any one else / before you / any faster without asking around / to know who already has it / why something so horrible can’t be stopped / exactly how to use it – more quickly than] until after the meeting about it to discuss how this will proceed, available, from 3pm onwards on the day the meeting about it that will be arranged next week. basically, they want to know more in a way that they can observe. the unintentional way in which it happened this week was not of any kind of concern or risk, just … unintentional
functional layout / Sequence Type Determination [S. T. D.]
1.0 – Currently Undergoing Neuro Typicality [C. U. N. T.]
Although nothing can natively give you the [westid] key characteristics will accurately gauge against a neurotypical person, the main channels are [on] [sleep] [off]
[on] remain motionless for an unspecified number of hours. regurgitate the exact transcript of the last 89 days word for word, then start writing a brief but articulated ten paragraph; go out and collect vitriol, breathe, do something and then rinse this vitriol; twelve paragraphs over two pages with section headers, update the configuration file, feed into the intelligent dead 4k map first things first, first of first things first, second of first things first, second of second of first things first, third of second of first things first, second of third of first things first, third of third of first things first, fourth of third of first things first, second of fourth of third of first things first, second of second of of fourth of third of first things first, third of second of of fourth of third of first things first; five minute interruption, don’t sit back down, get out of there now, take half of it, give the other half of it back, find a way to get back in there before it closes, flashbacks of unusual images deteriorating spatial awareness, fast forward time lapse another couple of hours with the slowly falling water going back to 70 and leaving at the 300 yard mark. feel his hand on your shoulder, bring me home. sudden distraction takes precedent, when was the last time you saw this one. swear omens are rididulous, cup falling apart in my hand when i remember what he said and uttered it out loud – not broken, just falls to pieces in my hands. this is stupid – why would i [upside down car gasping me for help] you got this blondie, see ya later. stop seeing things one way, start seeing them the other, make a note in my calendar; write a few pages of diary, find a few pages of truth. don’tcha wanna know, doesn’t understand though. staring across the abyss jump off the edge together, one hand washes the other
the intrinsic paradigm of [on] is that there is a dissonance which we don’t question because we’re not alone, yet because we are not alone, we are. what is there to lose on the face of it? there is no face, people will think what they want; but what matters most during the stone cold light of day is not the things that will come back at night. don’t make yourself an underdog – and to switch off lies and misdirection, ask for glasnost
“anxiety” is not some curiosity borne out of an adjacent amygdala, hippocampus. just another natural open and shut fundamental building block of the urge to be driven by one’s own survival. you don’t want to stand out, it will make you more vulnerable, easier to separate and target from the others. not really supposed to be a target for the others. that’s something that is sadly an indoctrination you have been shat on by during your upbringing. you run with the others, you go home and fucking manage to sleep at night, knowing a mong/gimp/[whatever the fuck you want who is botherin to write this shit down?] got fucking annihilated by a load of people who don’t care today. satisfied that, had he not been opportune so as to break one off in the cunt, you might have more ambivalent feelings about your girlfriend’s ambivalent feelings to someone who won’t fuck off texting one another, your husband’s late nights at the office starting to take the piss, or the usual miscellany of someone might notice i’m different, the instinct at it’s very quintessene – at the expence of someone who wouldn’t let you get away with that in a million fucking years and wouldn’t that be well shit. why aren’t there more people we can fucking render whenever we need to? who won’t do something back on the count of you might get the validation you need, in increasing number, that you are big and clever and wise and droll and any thing u want – but you will never have a clue, probably still don’t already, if you are loved for that in the first place, or are just being told that … because we don’t want to have this fucking conversation again. [westid] can be put out of any unwanted residual misery and it’s the last time it will most likely need, require, or be able to put you out of yours
1.1 Dispensing With
while you struggle to come up with one thing that ever happened for a reason [westid] will automatically begin estimate how many people to whom every day that is offensive if anything. it will be the last afternoon you spend sorting out your kitchen, that’s for dam sure. 😉 having said that, omens do exist. hundreds of people have witnessed right in front of them how a good ominous layer can be used with the irony of being a cunt in spite of one’s self in a manner that a sadist would feel quite passively suited to their taste. although, save for an underdog situation./.. – there could be no better application of new in this stable release can’t do right; AI guided pre-emptively fucks up any given situation, this new edition [and the 2019 manufacter recall release] takes all the scrutiny, so you don’t have to
disposable products have been phased out since 2023, all of the hopes, dreams, confidence. if any of these things are disposable the reflection of reciprocity redundancy will now feel just as empty. that will come with our lifetime guarantee, if you can demonstrate a generic replacement brand puts as much into being, not so much into being seen. whatever [westid]™ is, a licenced servicing centre can confirm for you at over 3 outlets nationwide, has fuck all to do with what it “looks like” without diminishing for you the way you are seen yourself. can’t do right™ and it’s groundbreaking new pre-emptive AI supposition* is now built into the ownership of everything so nothing about you, is probably fuck all to do with anyone else. and yes you should couldn’t be fuckin better
* intelligence may not always be sentient when people you’re never going to give a fuck about presume things about people they’ve never met from people they don’t know
./.. using [westid]™ as an affront on an underdog who has little to no chance, or to try and get your just desserts while having your cake and eating two may encounter technical difficulties like going horribly wrong when you least expect it
as one would propagate wanton hatred, paranoid self projection, distraction folderol cliché, to score cheap points by attacking with their own saccharin, effigy of happiness, malfunctioned with the hope that their delight is as identical to others a misery and pain as the happiness of others so unquestionably ruins them. this is one of the sociological constructions – as crude as scaffolding to make sure a beautiful architectural masterpiece doesn’t succumb to the forces of the electromagnetic spectrum, and gravity. even the human body, X chromosome in all … has evolved to the nature around it
when new spiteful-envy® approved innuendo begins to transmit outward, [westid]™ in this new stable release, will allow you to think someone would be upset in response to their happiness? and maybe even what / who the first physical act will be done by, and will be. sooner or later, the dissonance given by the very state of being [on] can rest knowing that people being generally contented with what’s going on in their own life, sans the desperation of straining emphasis, then there really is fuck all to complain about
until next time, class dismissed.
[off] is the only state in which you do not exist. what is there? but the unfiltered and sometimes nerve wracking reality of certain images. on the left it looks like time is literally flashing fast forward before your eyes, on the right it would pick out something that gives you the missing pieces of that one; then they will swap sides. sometimes more than one of these grey scale time lapses will go on through the course of any night – only brings them to the front, occurs to the mind what an unusual, unbelievable dream the sequence is not real but the bit that goes too quickly to point out for you a particular moment, that is neverending, everlasting, recklessly unraveling, uncompromising
perpetuated by the common enemy® effect, people will bind together as one against the overt influences of [westid]. there is no other leader in the entire industry, this industry leading technology can deliberately stand on its own and from whom all the other people will be able to derive their own empowerment. but not withstanding, the state of [off] is not distinguishable, and rigorously carefully timed
2.0 Operator’s Instructions – [off]
Drift away into the ambient continuite of the world that goes around us, unassuming: allowing ominous things to come as a surprise not determined by signs or symbols that you go around, not deliberately looking for but in aberration of any kind, as it paves the natural way through the things in front of you
sometimes the questionable ambiguity / ambivalence of an omen in itself should always be maintained by a deeply rooted / almost to the point of being cynical, way of thinking that makes such a thing as undeniable as it needs to be
you won’t get to see if [westid] is following this feeling, or if you are this feeling, either way indiscriminately, he will follow you. you might be able to bluff, but don’t pretend you know the dance if you’re not familiar with the steps. it might not be as straightforward as you like to say you think. the only thing you can truly rely on is that immediate gratification is never given. and you can take that to the bank
or round the back – if it has finally dawned on you more real than the disposable people that don’t put any of their personality into an encounter leaving you free to imagine, the self reflection immediately after might be worth going through, as long as it doesn’t come with an un-necessary case of herpes that you will have for the rest of your life – for something you could have rammed yourself off in the comfort of your own home about
2.1 Because
just sayin, decades of peer-reviewed empirical data – the qualification of ideas for the new world libertarian is something that, in another context may be considered to be actually fascist. “surely all of these people couldn’t be wrong” lots of things which have gone unquestioned for enough to be adopted by the prevailing demographic, but even if they suddenly came into question, it’s not like there’s a plebiscite about these fucking things, sometimes people need to invent emotional presence because it doesn’t take long for the individual to become completely lost without it such that one couldn’t blame one’s self for taking a run and jump at the next best thing; often reserved for connections of high emotional significance, eyes wide shut, can dig deep down inside and seek sensual solace of substance on the reliable philosophy [or cliché] that it doesn’t somehow make then just as disposable, and given that may as well take for granted we’re all the same in the fuckin dark
2.2 Absent Minded Fool
the existential nightmare of a nihilist, absolutely hammered the fuck out of life, could do anything and it wouldn’t stop the way people perceive – won’t speak for whether or not someone should, or make any difference to the way someone is seen who might decide so. no one’s going to show themselves to be the massive twat that they are by being so openly desperate manipulative enthusiastically overbearing such that they attack someone just for bothering with [westid] in the first place. backfires on anyone who does, in 100% of cases. generally to do with the fact that anger after all this time pretending not to give a fuck, becoming of someone who was previously safe in the prediction that no one will bother, that comes across like something ridiculously overcompensating, suddenly loses their cool when you didn’t expect that anyone might actually give that much of a fuck about someone they don’t talk to, don’t know anything about, have never met, suddenly becoming unavailable when all that’s been said is talk of how this asexual bender of a person would never pollute the precious gene pool, although that didn’t look too clever to begin with if they were to consider their own contribution to the miserable primordial fugliness of the world around them / how they were adequately substituted for heroin until someone with such an alluring character with so much more about them came along those fireworks would go flying inside and out
it’s alright … those peasants you’re so assed about aren’t watching, desperately trying to figure out who you are. no one in their right mind would have come as close as you have. no rationale or reason could ever piece together the logic it would take to be what you had unassumingly become in the middle of the night. if anyone could have written a better manual in their sleep right?
2.3 Bitwise Logical Outputs 00 / 01 / 10 / 11
AND 0 + 0 = 0, 0 + 1 = 1, 1 + 0 = 1, 1 + 1 = 1
OR 0 + 0 = 0, 0 + 1 = 1, 1 + 0 = 1, 1 + 1 = 1
XOR 0 + 0 = 0, 0 + 1 = 1, 1 + 0 = 1, 1 + 1 = 0
NAND 0 + 0 = 1, 0 + 1 = 1, 1 + 0 = 1, 1 + 1 = 0
Determined by predicates an outcome can be calculated at the fundamental level, giving the main function identified throughout as being [off] – we would be like kindred spirits, if there was creative leniency allowed in this mode, which inherently makes spirit completely impossible, illogical, irrational, to conceptualise. This is how anyone would be if they were given freedom by the passage of time and biological, emotional, perhaps even sentimental imperative didn’t create such an unpalatable feeling to anyone that tried to ignore it. Although it wouldn’t in substance be a waste, the feeling of time running out make this far too acquired a taste. Ironically, removing the hope of investment in youth and age ensure complacency at any point from beginning through to end, as a burning emotional acknowledgement that something is too good to be true, until either ensnares / becomes ensnared by another paradox used as part of the primary function – somehow cancelling this out before something can be considered for acceptance as is
Above all, [off] is what it is hard to find the confidence to be, requires someone every bit as stubborn / self absorbed, and is only obtainable between two people once they have annoyed the fuck out of one another so much evidently the best way to survive as have continental nations in the developed world did since Gorbachev got that embarrassing phone call from Sweden, under the premise of mutually assured annihilation, their chess board so far up in the heavens – the games they play completely invisible to us all in outer space, the only thing that will bring us together with obsolete ideas like honour, courtesy, .. * meh * grace. well it’s a long way down to fall, so tempting to imagine who the first one will be to get blown in the other direction and float away completely. maybe they will look for volunteers … look no further, if i make it any more obvious they will see the weakness that makes me wish sometimes that the one completely ruined, robbed of all control, would be sorry if it really happened, but deep down they could effortlessly lure into coming to be
[sleep]
this is where all the incoherently ambiguous clauses i.e. ‘someone else’s expense’ and ‘underdog’ conditions suddenly start to make sense, in a way that will put you in an incredible hurry to assert just how truly apologetic for doing that you are. i’ve been enough of a prick for everyone, so don’t go breaking anyone’s fucking heart because you’re frustrated such that it becomes acceptable compromise you couldn’t get inside mine
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