tooled up with all this pointless equipment. british spelling is already being flagged as a spelling mistake. add this to dictionary cunt!!! i don’t mind americanised culture but leave us alone with the superbowl. let me tell you of a mystical place known only as bacup. understand. super bowl means somethin completely different up in here. it still brings people together in a covenant of friends, especially when there’s a fat boulder fizzling and popping away under the blowtorch. but it’s not something those people would want their significant other to watch replays on television about
but to be fair both situations we smile back on the good old days, the classics, the gamechangers
doesn’t look like anyone is feeling the good old days at the moment. there were too many kiddy fiddlers and insider trade blackmail extortion protection rackets on the news… so mcdonald’s released this new thing on the menu. nobody knew fuck all about it but now all of a sudden it’s big news. “look at me i quit!” old news.
of course i never internet without my trusty transport layer™ security and you will never hear your name except when you scroll through my monospace text based sludge and make pretty pictures about it all in your mind’s eye
here are some people i have never met:
butcher wiggins. paulina byrne. lindsay beddingfield. lindsey braininger. monica conroy. frankie castleton. natalie chesterfield. patience crichton. currington baker. phoenix devine. dave drinkwater. edward dwight. bradley edisford. rutherford foggarty. james hope. mairead lawson. westwood holden. lavelle brindlay. cuthbert masters. frasier moggins. mary jane muldounighan. holden price. chadwick redfearn. wesley royal ;). kimberley sellers. stevie ryan. savile hugh. elidh shire. hope stephenson. sidébotham mcgrew. jothan sommerfield. stepton ridley. rachel thomason. elizabeth ivorson. elwyn cartwright. finlay briggs. blakeley tailor. deborah judge. christina blackfriar. chapelhowe baker. grimmond beavan. headford cain.
ah, now then. even on your phone screen i somehow managed to get you to lean forward and look more closely. in an unspecified way i have just give you a few coastal waves of heartache and joy, pleasure and pain, dead or alive
CLAP CLAP you’re back in the room. quite a little adventure
okay den
in case you were in the mood for somethin deep. x
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