i’m westid. it is an amalgamation based on my real name. i have some computers dotted around all over the world. anything you send me goes round the world twice when you press send, in less than the time it would take to take your finger off the send button and reach for a nearby beverage. my beverage is tea, 2 sugars, blue top. who cares if i’m lactating when i’ve got a decent brew?
i like lots of things. anyone who has truly met me will know how ridiculous this is. knob heads will try to tell you it’s all that i’m about and influence your opinion in the nicest possible way. every now and again, when i can be assed, i throw them a bone because it keeps them happy and sometimes i can laugh at myself. of course i make outrageous media comments, but the media enjoys them. not the mainstream media, but i’m definitely up there in the who’s who of haslingden
haslingden is the highest market town in the whole country. i can definitely vouch for that one
for some of my pals who live abroad- i’m talking about the UK. nobody told me i was famous, it just happened one day, and it’s been a complete rollercoaster ever since
i gave myself autism 30 years in the past by taking drugs now. you can either spend forever wrapping your brain round the time travel paradox of that, or you can pull your head out of there and use your own eyes to see what’s going on. i respect the people who do so- whether they like me or not. my loyalty isn’t up for the highest bidder though, and it doesn’t change after 1 five minute anecdote told by someone who has never even met the person they are talking about, so you’re in the clear
most of the people that i’ve met, i’m too weird for. but everything’s weird when you don’t want to understand, and it always will be. i like being weird, in a similar nature to the knob heads who call me weird- i can’t explain to you why i’m weird either
you would be surprised how interesting people become when they think you’re reeeeally stupid. but every once in a while, also dotted around out there, someone will just understand me straight away. i don’t know how they do it, but i never forget anyone who does. they think that i put people more important than them but i don’t. i’m curious by nature. i will deny my own knowledge to find out more about a person, let them explain things to me, if you stick to the here and now you might learn something you missed the first time – and let’s face it i’m never going to change someone’s opinion about anything – so it can be very rewarding, at times