westid

instead of giving in and just starting to learn some magic tricks, let’s face it… i couldn’t just do something for the sake of showing other people i can do this, while also showing them i am sad enough to bother with any of this. but if i needed to show up to an ongoing festival with someone at a moment’s notice and we got split up, prepare to be fucking impressed

i dunno how though, but i like things like cryptography and communication systems. i’ve been in a long term relationship before, and created a secret language – which you could decode without remembering a thing, but nobody else could understand. have you ever been in a situation where someone’s a bitch and they cut you off by switching to another language? it’s a cunt’s trick without a doubt, but the reason it proper is that way don’t try to deny … is because if you weren’t so ignorant they wouldn’t be able to do that

the only reason i bothered to consider another language in the first place is probably what makes people so disappointed about me – girls. apart from when i got stranded in romania. a long time ago now … but a fond memory. to be fair i had such a good time, there’s no way i was gonna get racist about one lil breakup

if you’re serious about even approaching speaking fluently in another language, nothing compares to being immersed / surrounded – such that it becomes imperatove for even the most basic communication. also what’s even more shit, it’s a lot easier for someone to learn english as a second language than it is to learn anything when english is your first language

here’s something that will fuck all of that off and let you dismantle any kind of language barrier: AI voice. all you need is a handset and chatGPT voice mode, and you can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime

i have a set of communications systems. you might not be deep enough to appreciate this, but here goes … i have an encrypted, anonymous, international, text-only communication system – it’s so secure that even i can’t listen in on a conversation that i’m not involved in – and literally thousands of people could use it all at the same time. no one uses it, but i always keep it running. _{Transport Layer™ Security} sometimes it gets attacked but apart from that

for one of my minor modules at university i took fundamentals of communication systems. dr benachour such a brilliant lecturer, a fascinating module. why the fuck do we have all this advanced technology, turning world wars into robot wars. is facebook, whatsapp fuckin tiktok is this really the best we could do as people who live in the primary first-world? do you really give so little of a fuck that you need to be fed a feed of 3 second video clips about people pulling faces at each other and showing off their cosmetic surgery or what twatty poser prop food they had for breakfast after a 6am workout at the gym

i couldn’t contend with social media so all my profiles went dark. got the piss ripped out of me but now that i’ve spent such a while without it i don’t really feel that offended anymore. although i do miss instagram a bit, my reasons for doing so were very selfish. it went shit though when everything started being about your story. what were the fuckin point in making posts then?

people added me but when i said anything it were a reight laugh. honestly i never thought about coming back – if your self discipline persists, eventually there comes a point where you forgot that the feed culture even exists. they might forget that you exist, but fuckin whatever nice one – just to disappear of their fuckin list, i’m sure that i’ll be sorely missed. now, consider this …

you people, my faithful readership; i don’t have an algorithm that changes what you see when it detects the things that you want. it would be pointless taking the piss out of me on facebook because i wouldn’t even notice it happening and – drop hints all day i say – literally too vacant to even notice them, fire away … you can try your hand but the fact is none of them will ever land. how’s that for coming here to supply your demand

when all is said and done, here you are. i will be heard now. no one wants to face up to their role in what they put me through, it’s alright i’m not gonna try and make you. i have nothing to prove and i always told the truth. the lie was that only i knew. the truth is everybody knew … their whole lives there wasn’t a goose i’d say boo to

why would i want to go back to that? yeah that’s how you keep in touch with people. suppose i’ve got to come up with some other way to go about that, hmmmmmmmm

this calls for a deep tune …

basking in all this notoriety