You know what comes from expanse, don’t you? History. Tapestry unwoven put through the mangle another mug that fell for you from a certain angle!
I had this dream lately that I wanted to have walkie talkies. I don’t know why, I just don’t understand why they aren’t more mainstream of a thing outside of keeping in touch with one another after getting split up or just queuing up for 2 different rides. Well, the dream started at 4 different rides, but that would be so fucking ridiculous, wouldn’t it? If the only actions that I ever take were from every suggestion puked in my direction well then we’d be covered in sick having the time of our lives, wouldn’t we?
So I had a dream about a Motorola T800 Quad Pack (yes i did manage to conjure a written description of it and took about ten minutes to locate) the excitement only lasted until I woke up and mentioned it to the world. I must say Motorola; I had no idea you broke a barrier thus far thought unbreakable… right up before I cast my eye upon a fucking two way that pairs up with your phone and uses it’s own (not google or anything) software to send your current location complete with map and grid reference, oh and did I mention up to four people given this magic power since it’s a QUAD pack … it goes all the way up to like 25 handsets! And all the other inferior models are backward compatible with the drop-in charger that comes as standard with the t800 model as though it was part of the handset itself. Had enough of this magnificent walkie talkie and it’s smug twat text and location swapper … it has a range of THIRTY MILES
No. Stop reading and let it dawn on you for a minute …
The ass-faced bastards!
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