Private Investigations

I can feel all the radiation buzzing with itself. Milk absorbs radiation that’s why milk has evolved from most mammalia I think we should switch the power off. Come see what difference it makes. A power off situation until the entire union and the order all speak as one. For one blink of a moment — there it reveals itself. We turn the power back on and return to whatever the fuck we were doing before all this had to happen

I should be Prime Minister

pick me next, i’ll throw that dog on the ropes and his fuckin labour party

we should all hang the cunt from a lamp post by only his scrotum until it turns into a rubber glove around the lamp post and fires itself off back into space

Sympathy vote. Works every time. You want to let a fucking shit solicitor who used to work for the government dictates the opposite bench on what ever he can be bothered to say other than you were right and they were wrong

Forgot who I was talking about then sorry, but the tories are in charge now and forever the conservative party will be. here’s to another 100 years, mister speaker

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